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i heart Wines Vino-Scope 2017

i heart Wines Vino-Scope 2017

Capricorn

December 22nd - January 19th

The conventional and determined social- climbing Capricorn likes nothing more than a splash of pink to wash down their darkest Secrets. 

They are exceptionally patient whilst you catch on to their way of drinking, but the longer you know them the more you will love them for their dry sense of humour and taste in i heart Rosé.

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Aquarius

January 20th – February 18th

They don’t tend to live a very quiet life, but their eccentricity is merely an indication of their inner genius. Bright and vibrant, team up with the i heart Sparkling Zinfandel Rosé and share their mysterious pasts over a Chinese takeaway.

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Pisces

February 19th – March 20th

This creative and whimsical mermaid would potentially drink anything you waft at it; that’s if you can call them back from whatever daydream they’ve wandered off into. 

Their passionate old soul will find a reason to celebrate anything, including breakfast should you let them. Pop open a bottle of i heart Prosecco and swim along with them, just remember the emergency buoyancy aid (pizza).

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Aries

March 21st – April 19th

A natural born leader that can’t sit still; will not so much as hand you a glass but convince you to have four. This smooth- talking egomaniac pairs up nicely with the robust i heart Malbec, whose spicy and feisty tongue will keep you entertained for hours.

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Taurus

April 20th – May 20th

The down to earth Taurus is dependable and warm, despite their bombastic nature. An undeniable pleasure seeker, they love nothing more than food, wine and sex. 

Give them a set of slinky sheets and a bottle of i heart Cava and let the smooth moves commence.

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Gemini

May 21st – June 20th

This lighthearted and versatile zodiac comes served as a generous glass of i heart Chardonnay. Although they have the attention span of a flea they always bounce back as the life and soul of the party. These twins have serious champagne aspirations and are most likely to become queens of reality TV.

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Cancer

June 21st – July 22nd

Under their hard exterior and steely resolve, this often crabby zodiac is secretly highly sensitive. Much like our delicate i heart Pinot Noir, known to be the wine of love, the sentimental Cancer will never forget your precious moments. Most likely known to have deep secrets and large breasts.

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Leo

July 23rd – August 22nd

A confident, noble, warmhearted know-it-all takes great pride in having some swanky luxuries to show off – louder than most at any party but if you flatter them they’ll pour you a generous one. This superstar of the zodiac matches well with our easy- going, smooth- talking i heart Merlot.

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Virgo

August 23rd – September 22nd

The helpful and hard- working one, guaranteed to have wine dates finitely structured and ordered. This spicy full-bodied quaffer will enjoy sticking their noses into an i heart Pinot Grigio, a sign that knows perfection when they find it. 

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Libra

September 23rd – October 22nd

The charming Libran is balanced, harmonious and likes to make people feel good. Will find a perfect relationship and devote their entire life to them; most likely with an i heart Sauvignon Blanc in hand. The perfect friend to share a bottle.

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Scorpio

October 23rd – November 21st

The sign of power and raw sexual magnetism, they have a passionate sense of purpose with a bit of a sting in the tail. Calm them down or rev them up with a rich and spicy i heart Shiraz, just don’t spill any as the control freak in them is known to react a little too enthusiastically.

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Sagittarius

November 22nd – December 21st

The freedom-loving, optimistic, and most intelligent Sagittarian could only be paired with our i heart Grenache Rosé; juicy and always up for trying something new. Often known to be open minded and extrovert, their outrageous flirting conceals the fact they haven’t paid for a glass all evening.

Is your future looking fresh and fruity or crisp and dry? Find out what tipple is written in your stars with the i heart Wines Vino-Scope (Unless Mercury goes retrograde again in which case just choose your favourite and hold on tight)

Please note these vino-scopes are in no way endorsed by professional astrologists and i heart Wines take no responsibility for your preferred choice of grape. We merely provide a fun yet responsible zodiacal guide to finding your perfect bottle. Happy New Year!

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